“Congratulations, Kansas. In moments like this, I want to know what state you were in,” Trevor Noah joked Wednesday.
“The most alarming thing about the election is that many of the big winners include several former president-backed election naysayers. Apparently, most Republican voters don’t trust the ballot. So I received multiple “voted” stickers after voting. “Or me?” “Stop stickers!” — Stephen Colbert
“And these Republicans, the Republicans who are currently winning, believe in crazy conspiracy theories that Biden will steal the 2020 election, so these could have nationwide repercussions. 2024 I don’t know about you, but I certainly don’t trust their work.” — Trevor Noah
Stand-up comic Katherine Branford made her television debut on Wednesday’s The Tonight Show.
things to get excited about thursday night
LL Cool J will stop by Thursday for “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”