“At a parliamentary hearing yesterday, it was revealed that Donald Trump Jr.’s fiancé Kimberly Guilfoy was paid $ 60,000 to speak at a rally before the attack on the Capitol. In the end, stop talking for $ 20,000. — Seth Meyers
“This proves that Donald Trump is a proud feminist ally. Yes, yes, I said that. Everyone is always complaining, but women More work will be less rewarded, but Trump, no, he’s doing everything to close the wage gap. He paid Kimberly Gilfoil a two-minute job. He’s Stormy. I paid Daniels a two minute job. Yes, Trump isn’t breaking the law, he’s breaking the glass ceiling. ” — Trevor Noah
“So he tricked $ 250 million from his most passionate supporters and saw them all go to jail while sitting in Mar-a-Lago’s double-fisting coconut shrimp. And these aren’t wealthy people. You’ll know whenever they’re wearing only the giveaways from the losing team. ” — Stephen Colbert
“As much as people want to get angry with Donald Trump, I feel this is one example of what he is the black light of American democracy. He didn’t invent this scam. So — politicians from all parties use their election funds to enrich their friends, which Trump makes it so bad that everyone just notices it. All politicians say, ” Donate, it’s for the fund, but no one sees where the money goes. Yeah, that’s what you pay attention to for how he does it. We’re all at the grocery store. Same way as eating one or two grapes, but Trump is a man who steps into Whole Foods with a fork and a knife. He likes it. [imitating Trump] ‘You guys have the best raw chicken. very good. very good. ‘” — Trevor Noah