Trevor Noah said he had never heard of a special master before, saying, “Donald Trump has once again exposed a part of America that no one knew existed. Nobody!”
“I didn’t know it was optional. I watched 10 million hours of ‘Law & Order’.” I know about subpoenas, I know about breaking custody chains, objections, support, dismissals, sidebars in my room, but I’ve never heard the words “special master” Again, thanks to Trump, thanks to his hard work and dedication to crime, we all learned something new today. Thank you President.” — Trevor Noah
“You know, I’ve been trying to understand how you can believe he has the right to bring all these papers into his home. It’s crazy that someone who barely reads wants even papers. Your dog is the stamps.” It’s like finding a collection of — Jimmy Kimmel
“But more concerning is that the FBI also found dozens of empty confidential folders, which clearly raises the question of where the documents in the folders are. Did he loan them to Saudi Arabia?Or maybe — maybe it’s more innocent, yeah.Maybe because Trump keeps a lot of folders labeled “classified” , you can give it to a friend with a copy of his ass inside. ” — Trevor Noah
“It’s also possible that intelligence agencies didn’t trust Trump’s sensitive information and gave him an empty folder.” — Trevor Noah
“The federal government has also recovered documents related to the use of ‘secret human sources’ in intelligence gathering, i.e. lists of foreign government covert operatives. Why does he have them?” Is he writing a new spy thriller: ‘Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Woman, Man, Camera, TV’?” — Stephen Colbert
Notable bit
On “The Tonight Show,” Hillary Clinton responded to Jimmy Fallon’s monologue about what the FBI found while searching Mar-a-Lago.
things to get excited about wednesday night
Singer Fletcher will make her late-night debut on Wednesday’s The Tonight Show.