Rachel writes: My fiancé Steve wants me to go to the fish show — he has done more than 60 times — but every time he turns on the fish, it puts me to sleep. I don’t want to pay for an expensive nap. Command him to stop asking me to go to his hippie festival.
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this controversy, so you need to know the law before you get married. In heterosexual marriages, every wife owes her husband one fish show. Well, some husbands may never get together in this deal. But you — and sorry for writing this for many reasons — are on the hook. Fish is a worldwide fan, and Steve deserves an opportunity to show why it’s special to him. After this, if the fish decides it doesn’t suit you, the problem will be resolved. (Unless Steve buys an unused forced fish, show off your other husband. I like fish, but Steve, you can have mine. Find me on Venmo . $ 5,000.)
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