Stephen Colbert described the year of the bold call in court as “I’m on a real roller coaster in that I’m nauseous and afraid that we’ll all die.” ..
“I have never personally performed a vasectomy, but I would like to try my first vasectomy at Samuel Alito.” — Chelsea Handler
“Following the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn the Roe v. Wade case, urologists are reported to have seen an increase in demand for vasectomy, which is strange — from a woman: [imitating woman] “His name is Dave — I’ll bring him.” — Seth Meyers
A bit worth seeing
James Corden attempted to become the White House Chief of Staff at the “Late Late Show” on Thursday.
The list of 12 books to be read in July includes a memoir of the adult ceremony by Isaac Fitzgerald, a biography of Vladimir V. Putin, and novels by Sylvia Moreno Garcia, Volvavalola, and Danielnie.